Did you know that:
The chances of dying in an asteroid collision are 1 in 20,000
The chances of becoming a movie star are about 24,550 to 1
The odds of striking it rich on Antiques Roadshow are 60,000 to 1
The chances of dying from a mountain lion attack in California: 1 in 32,000,000
The general odds of being killed by a falling coconut are 1 in 250,000,000
The chance of dying from a shark attack: 1 in 300,000,000
So to sum that all up, I'm more likely to find a career in acting than to be set for life because I got lucky on antiques road show. This is assuming that I'm not killed in a freak accident first, like a shark attack, falling coconut, or mountain lion strike. Apparently though, the most likely of all these events is that I'll die in an asteroid collision???? Who'd've thought....hmmm....
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